There Is No Master Plan
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Chaos isn’t a strategy—it’s a feature.
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Chaos isn’t a strategy—it’s a feature.
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Chaos isn’t a strategy—it’s a feature.
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Lifted from a conversation with Santi Ruiz on The Ezra Klein Show, this tee captures the unsettling reality behind modern political movements like DOGE: there is no master plan. No roadmap. No unifying vision. Just relentless action for action’s sake—disruption as the point, not the path.
This design channels the absurdity and danger of a politics driven by spectacle, speed, and surface-level wins. It reflects a world where ideology bends to impulse, and chaos masquerades as intent.
Design Details:
Front: There Is No Master Plan in hand rendered typography over a red character with it's hand's thrown up
Inspired by:
“There’s no document we’re all working off of. There’s no single objective... one thing that is a driving force of DOGE is simply action.”
— The Ezra Klein Show, Mar 25, 2025
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!